Black Mountain
"When I first saw the cover, I was like, ‘Cool! What the fuck is it? What does it mean?’"

Cinema Sewer
"Miss Moser has the ability to eat logs of shit, and drink Big Gulp cups of whizz with zero gag-reflex whatsoever"

Peter Stampfel
"It’s like a buttplug for the nose. And it makes music!"

Amon Amarth
“For the life of me I don’t understand why Americans and Canadians drink light beer”

Lost and Found CanCon
"The word Hei Tiki means a carved pendant of a fetus form that is believed to have the powers of fertility."