Tiger Army
"I don’t have any problem watching an idiot spin his wheels and jump up and down and get pissed off about something"

Wednesday Night Heroes
"Since I don’t drink and I’m such a pervert that girls run away from me, all of our songs are about enjoying music, fucking shit up, and hanging out with friends"

Eugene Chadbourne
"Local yokels think I sit around the house playing the electric rake all the time or something"

Marnie Stern
"Every time I look at the guitar it’s like a blank slate to me"

Bob Scott
"Tod Browning’s Freaks Tiki totem pole would be a sexy carving endeavour…"